kaip išdurti mėnulį (iš ciklo “l.naudingi patarimai”)
išdurti mėnulį dar niekam nepavyko ir vargu ar pavyks. nebent tik kabutėse arba drąsiausiose fantazijose.
kaip dainavo Frankas Sinatra: full moon and empty arms
beje, o kodėl jums kilo toks noras?
kaip išdurti gerą draugą (iš ciklo “l.naudingi patarimai”)
išdurti gerą draugą galima įvairias būdais:
1. subtiliai 2. netikėtai 3. atsargiai 4. kantriai 5. stropiai 6. švelniai 7. grubiai 8. greitai 9. vikriai 10. iš lėto 11. techniškai 12. juokais 13. ne juokais 14. sumaniai 15. kvailai 16. chamiškai 17. draugiškai arba be blogų ketinimų (spec.literatūroje šis būdas dar vadinamas baltuoju) 18. individualiai 19. bendrai (t.y., išduriamas ne vienas geras draugas, o du ir daugiau asmenų) 20. diletantiškai 21. profesionaliai 22. pakartotinai 23. unikaliai arba originaliai
tačiau draugų geriau neišdurinėti!
bus daugiau
kūlverstuko gamyba ir vinies kalimas (iš ciklo “l. naudingi patarimai”)
jei jums tikrai knieti pasidaryti kūlverstuką (o tai, kad čia apsilankėte, leidžia įtarti tokius kėslus), reikės 20 ml citrinos sulčių, 110 ml pieno ir 20 ml aviečių sirupo.
supilkite šiuos ingredientus į patogų naudoti indą (rekomenduotina stiklinė), atvėsinkite ir gerai išmaišykite (galite maišytuvu, bet galite ir rankomis, tiesa, ne plikomis, o tam tikslui skirtu įrankiu, pvz, šaukštu.
kokteilis “kūlverstukas” paruoštas, į sveikatą. o vienu smūgiu įkalti vinį į sieną yra sudėtingiau. teks gerokai pasitreniruoti.
tam reikės gero plaktuko, jokiu būdu ne per didelio, kad “nenusibalnotumėte“ pirštų ar net visos plaštakos, ir vinių (kuo daugiau, tuo geriau – nereikės tiesinti sulankstyto arba ieškoti nukritusio).
jei esate dešiniarankis, plaktuką laikykite dešinėje rankoje, tvirtai suspaudęs jį sausoje, o vinį, laikydamas jį dviems kairės rankos pirštais (įprastai nykščiu ir smiliumi), aštriuoju galu priglauskite prie sienos. jei esate kairiariankis, tuomet plaktuką laikykite kaire ranka, o vinį dešine.
pasiruošėte? dabar trenkite plaktuku į vinies galvutę. šį veiksmą kartokite tol, kol pavyks. džiugių akimirkų.
būtų malonu sužinoti, kaip jums sekėsi, kelintu bandymu pavyko, kiek kartų pataikėte sau per ranką etc
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labas
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